Dear Christian Carter:
I know, being a woman, it is indeed I and my ridiculous 'needs' and 'wants' and womanly ways that are keeping the men away in droves. I'm such a clinging ivy. And demanding, crazy demanding. Obviously, men want someone non-emotional. Someone who doesn't need to hear from them regularly. Someone who will watch the football game and not make ridiculous requests to talk or show any weakness.
So... should I then, Christian, transmute myself into a cat? Or another man?
xoxo,
Another of those needy weak willed souls,
-Charlene
PS, but if I'm already what you describe, can I move on to option two or three then, which is that a) there aren't any suitable men or b) ... no, I can't even sketch out what option b might be, but it involves intergalactic intrigue and probes.
I have opinions on things and I like to talk about them.
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