14.9.05

things I hate

hate seems to be the theme of today's vitriole. Here's my top five du jour:

1. Stupid fat white men who, by dint of propiniquity have become "somebodies" in their little tiny corner of the universe and who thus think they are justified to patronize intelligent non-blonde younger women... ie, me. You dumb napoleonic complex moron, a blog is not a technology anyone is selling you.

2. Not having a personal chef

3. Gaining weight and then having my five year old tell me that my "butt is getting bigger".

4. Obnoxious fatcat corporations who have tonnes of money and who "consult with their stakeholder groups" and then make their CESR commitment to "charities that help children"... ie, charities that allow them to have their CEO on tv with frail darling little bald cancer victim kids. In other words, the PR matters to them, not the cause (don't get on me, I weep for sick kids as much as the next person). Guess what--protecting the environment sure as hell isn't HURTING kids, ya dumb arse.

5. Being tired all the time and not having time to exercise. See no 3.