- Sell us cigarettes so we can die of lung cancer and COPD, happy to have the freedom to choice!
- Sell us GMO-infiltrated foods so that we can be the guinea pigs to discover how the human body adapts to protein and other combinations never intended in nature!
- Gimme some of that fatty nutritionless deep fried mock-milk-chocolate covered mayonnaise soaked heartache on a bun, cause I'm rich/poor/middle class and I deserve it!
- Give me more electronic diversions that I can use while not moving so my muscles will turn to mush while I burn tonnes of fossil fuels to amuse my decaying mind with new forms of Tetris!
- Woo yeah, I want some of that antibiotic hormone laced meat and milk, superbugs aren't just going to develop immunity on their own!
- Damn right I agree with that oppressive Americans-own-this-world foreign policy that makes other nations want to bomb us! All hail Old Glory!
The only question is, can the sane countries of the world wait for this slow suicide to take America out of the equation, or will it have irrevokably fucked up nature by then, and so take us all with them?