Women's Day

Here's what you need to do today:

1. Subscribe to Bitch Magazine.
   
2. Write letters to Burger King and Axe about their fucking sexist ad campaigns (or other campaign of your choice).
3. Listen to some Ani Difranco, Annie Lennox, Aretha Franklin, Carole Pope, or other strong woman musician of your choice.
4. Find Andrew Dice Clay and hold a door for him.
5. Look up some fat chick porn. Seriously, you have no idea how awesome this is. It's gotta be the niche stuff, though, because regular porn thinks that size 12 is 'chubby'.
6. Eat cheesecake. Or steak.
7. Smoke a cigar. Drink some whiskey. Or burn incense and drink tea.
8. Find time to teach a little girl about some smart, strong woman. Maybe that means talking about yourself.
9. Make time to do something for you. This is bigger than Mother's day.
   
10. Go online and research what men in your profession make.
    
11. Read feministing.com
12. Stop for a moment and remember... we used to not be able to vote. Imagine that.