I never do these things, but this one looked... long.

Rule #1:
If you open this you take it.

Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks

Rule #3:
Only answer True or False

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? true

Q: Been arrested? false

Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? true

Q: Do you like someone now? meh

Q: Held a snake? true

Q: Been suspended from school? false

Q: Been fired from a job? true

Q: Sang karaoke? false

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? daily. I mean true.

Q: Laughed until you started crying? true

Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? annually. I mean, true.

Q: Kissed in the rain? true

Q: Sang in the shower? true

Q: Sat on a roof top? true

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? true

Q: Broken a bone? false

Q: Shaved your head? true. parts.

Q: Played a prank on someone? true

Q: Shot a gun? false

Q: Donated Blood? true

Q: Had your heart broken? true

"Who was your last?"
just be 100% truthful

LAST PERSON.

1. You hung out with? Natalie
2. You texted? Russ (tried!)
3. You were in a car with? Nat and Dave
4. Went to the movies with? Jenny and Heather
5. You went to the shops with? Maddie
6. You talked on the phone? Julian
7. Made you laugh? Tommy
8. You hugged? Natalie
9. You cried with? just me.

WOULD YOU RATHER

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose! Now please!
2. Die in a fire or get shot? Get shot.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? fall
3. Left or Right? Left
4. Sunny or rainy? lightly rainy?
5. Where do u live? West End hali
6. club or pub? sandwich? fine, pub.
7. Are there 1 or 2 ppl who u can always trust and rely on? yes
8. Do you want to get married? yes. (again) someday.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? why isn't "wear all over you when you eat it" an option?
10. What time is it? 9:46
11. Are u afraid of commitment? commitment? no. Getting hurt? Yes.
12. Are you gonna have a birthday party? in about a year or so.
13. Do You cook? sometimes
14. Current mood? restless.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...

1. Kissed someone? nope
2. Sang? yes, moments ago
3. Listened to music? yes
4. Seen someone you care a lot about? no
5. Danced Crazy? toujours
6. Cried? nope
7. Thought about someone you can't have? yes


Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Yep

How do you flush the toilet in public?
why is there a "how" in this question??

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Always

Do you have a crush on someone?
always, except the last five years. Currently two. Maybe three.

Name one thing you worry about running out of?
money (and that day is approaching speedily)

What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
No one. Roseanne? I'm kidding. Stop fucking nodding, I'm kidding.

What is your favorite pizza topping?
pineapple or bacon

Do you crack your knuckles?
ow fuck no.

What song do you hate the most?
bob dylan's beard? that's a joke. cat's in the cradle maybe, or that obnoxious Billy Ocean "get in my car bitch" song.

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
I'm resisting.... reeee ssssiiiiissssting ... sesamestreetthemesesamestreetthemesesamestreettheme.....!!!

What are your super powers?
Instantly spotting typos, spelling errors and grammar mistakes in documents. That's one. The ability to work up a crush based on next to nothing. That's another one. On the whole, the first one gets me farther.

Peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint> I'm all about the green

Where are your car keys?
snort. Car. As if. See previous answer about green.

Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
hmmm... it's always the people I don't think of immediately who give the best answers....

What's your most annoying habit?
Biting my nails and imposing stupid limits on myself.

Where did you last go on vacation?
out on a boat with 9 other people for a 4 day sea school voyage. Does that count? If not, Newfoundland with Maddie.

What is your best physical feature?
my sexy new haircut. I guess my eyes too. And my breasts.

What CD is closest to you right now?
Feist: Let it Die (you mean closest like physical proximity, yeah?)

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
lettuce going bad, cheese, and milk for the coffee

What superstition do you believe/practice?
I'm discovering that I put wayyyy more credence in astrology than I previously thought.

What color are your bed sheets?
I sleep on a futon. I don't need no steenking sheets.

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
fish

Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
nope. when I ride the bus I do sometimes though, but even that is obnoxious.

What are your favorite sayings?
'you motherless cunt'... no, I'm kidding. I dunno. I guess that's one, "I dunno". "That's super."

What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Angel of the Morning by Juice Newton. Shhhh, that's our little secret, kay?

If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go?
forward to where I could go into space feasibly!!

What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
toooooo many to choooooose frommmm!! I guess probably the Empire Strikes Back.

What CD is in your stereo?
John Wesley Chisholm and co's tribute to Stephen Foster. Hm, I think I'm gonna turn that on.

What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
after this, probably T. Messick, Grain Sales of 1840. I love that album too. I love all my albums, ackshully. That's why I have em.

How many kids do you plan on having?
No more than the one I have (I hope!)

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
But that would be telling! Wait, I'll make you cry.... my mom again, one more time. Crap, I'm making myself cry.

What do you do when no one is watching?
talk to myself. cry. dance. mock people.

If they made a movie about your life?
I'd like to reserve Janeane Garofalo now pls. And personally direct the pornographic parts.

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Can't I have glory AND sleep?

Coffee or Tea?
COFFEEEEE. Now.

Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Leonard Cohen, hands down. Slowcoaster are always a good show, and Wilco rocked.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes. Best, worst, most wonderful horrible thing there is.

Do you talk to yourself?
YES. Ask my officemates. Wayne thinks I'm loco.

1. What do you obsess about?
love

2. What do you do for a living?
communications / development

3. Where do you call home?
wherever my stuff is (thank you george carlin)

4. Have you lived up to your parents' expectations?
I don't know. I think so, except for the failed relationships parts. I can hear my mother now... "I lived with your father for more than forty years while he was drinking, running around and being an asshole, because I loved him.... what's your problem?"

5. Are we more likely to find you in a coffee bar or a nightclub?
Are we talking about pre-5 pm or post 5-pm?

1. If you were a nocturnal animal, what nocturnal animal would you be?
mouse! (I'd love to run up walls backwards)... hm ... or maybe owl since owl eats mouse and is wise.

2. Which is better: to obey the law to avoid punishment, to obey the law because the law makes sense, or to obey the law because everyone should?
the second one. Laws that make no sense don't deserve to be obeyed. THERE IS A HIGHER LAW. Common sense.

3. Who is your favorite all time movie villian?
tie=Snape (is he really a villain, or just misunderstood?) or the prince in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Both played by Alan Rickman... NOT a coincidence.

4. Are any kind of ethics involved in wearing a hat?
is it a turban or yarmulke? If so, then yes. Probably ethics in mountie hats, cop hats, and cowboy hats too. Hell yes, heaps of ethics.

5. When is the best time for you to take a 20 minute nap?
At 2:30 pm, unless poorhaus is obligingly playing a loud drum solo, thereby preventing my needing a nap.